{"id":980,"date":"2012-11-08T18:40:59","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T16:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=980"},"modified":"2012-11-16T08:45:03","modified_gmt":"2012-11-16T06:45:03","slug":"share-house-terror-prelude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=980","title":{"rendered":"Share House Terror &#8211; Prelude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/MG_9744.gif\" alt=\"Share House Terror\" title=\"Share House Terror\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-979\" srcset=\"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/MG_9744.gif 800w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/MG_9744-300x199.gif 300w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/MG_9744-642x427.gif 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Im share house ist die H\u00f6lle los. Big trouble in little share house. Share house und die sieben Gei\u00dflein. Die Liste w\u00e4re unendlich fortzusetzen. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Gegei\u00dfelt sind die Insassen der Bumsbaracke auf jeden Fall. Ob es sieben oder gar mehr sind, bleibt unklar. Die Zahlen schwanken. In der folgenden Serie werden wir euch tiefe Einblicke in verlorene japanische Seelen verschaffen und R\u00fcckschl\u00fcsse auf unser eigenes beschwerliches Dasein ziehen.<\/p>\n<p>Zur Einstimmung soll ein Zitat Tims dienen, welches mir am Tage seiner Entstehung viel Freude bereitet hat: <\/p>\n<p>\u201eWas ist denn blo\u00df los in diesem Haus? Die Dusche ist besetzt, das Klo ist besetzt. Auf dem Herd kocht so &#8217;n riesiger Hummer. Hei\u00dfen die Viecher so? &#8218;Ne schei\u00df Riesenlanguste.\u201c<\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>All hell broke loose in the share house. Big trouble in little share house. Share house and the seven young kids. You name it.<\/p>\n<p>They are not necessarily kids, the residents of our love shack. Whether there are seven people or even more remains uncertain. Numbers vary. In the following series we will provide you with deep insights of lost Japanese souls and will draw conclusions about our own bothersome existence.<\/p>\n<p>For the start, a quotation of Tim, which made me laugh out loud when he came up with it, shall serve as the opener: <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat the hell is going on in this house? The shower is occupied, the toilet is occupied. There is a lobster on the stove cooking. Is that the name of these critters? A fuckin\u2019 gigantic crayfish.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Im share house ist die H\u00f6lle los. Big trouble in little share house. Share house und die sieben Gei\u00dflein. Die Liste w\u00e4re unendlich fortzusetzen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":979,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1005,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions\/1005"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}