{"id":822,"date":"2012-10-08T16:31:55","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T14:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=822"},"modified":"2012-12-12T18:13:21","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T16:13:21","slug":"crows-ultimo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=822","title":{"rendered":"Crows ultimo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/30.jpg\" alt=\"Crows Ultimo\" title=\"Crows Ultimo\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-821\" srcset=\"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/30.jpg 800w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/30-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/30-642x427.jpg 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eine Schule auf einem Berg, etwas au\u00dferhalb der Stadt. Eine Schule, in der Jungen noch zu M\u00e4nnern reifen. Nicht mit der katholischen Fleischpeitsche, sondern im Sinne guter alter Faustkampftradition. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Aber von vorn: Die Schule der Kr\u00e4hen ist seit jeher die angesehenste Pr\u00fcgelschule des Landes. Scheinbar abgesperrt von der Au\u00dfenwelt, fliegen St\u00fchle, brechen Nasen und werden aufwendig gestylte Frisuren durcheinander gebracht. Die Lehrer sind nur Beiwerk, leiern ihren Stoff runter, werden weitestgehend ignoriert.<\/p>\n<p>Da ist dieser Neue. Er will die Schule \u00fcbernehmen und schart zahlreiche Anh\u00e4nger um sich. Letztlich kommt es zum Kampf, eine Schlacht epischen Ausma\u00dfes. Als w\u00e4ren beide Armeen quantitativ und qualitativ absolut identisch aufgestellt, kann sich der Neue, ohne gr\u00f6\u00dferen Aufwand, schlie\u00dflich bis zum Endgegner vork\u00e4mpfen: \u201eIf you\u2019re happy and you know it, clap your hands.\u201c <\/p>\n<p>Was bleibt, sind ein langer schwarzer Schatten auf dem Dach der Schule, eine blutrote Lache vor dem Eingang des Geb\u00e4udes und das Gel\u00e4chter der Kr\u00e4hen am tiefblauen Fr\u00fchlingshimmel.<\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>A school on top of a hill, somewhere outside the city. A school in which boys become men. Not with the Catholic flesh whip, but in the sense of good old fist fight tradition.<\/p>\n<p>To start from scratch: The school of crows has always been the most renowned birching school in the country. Seemingly isolated from the outer world, chairs fly, noses break and complex hairstyles are being messed up. The teachers are just accessory parts, do their own thing being ignored most of the time.<\/p>\n<p>There is this new guy. He wants to take over the school and gathers numerous followers. Eventually, there is a fight, a battle of epic scale. As if the armies were lined up absolutely identical both quantitatively and qualitatively, the new guy manages to fight his way through to the end boss without struggling too much: \u201cIf you\u2019re happy and you know it, clap your hands.\u201c <\/p>\n<p>What remains are a long black shadow on the school\u2019s roof, a blood red puddle in front of the building\u2019s entrance and the crows\u2019 laughter at the deep blue spring sky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Schule auf einem Berg, etwas au\u00dferhalb der Stadt. Eine Schule, in der Jungen noch zu M\u00e4nnern reifen. 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