{"id":808,"date":"2012-10-04T17:28:57","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T15:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=808"},"modified":"2012-10-04T17:31:44","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T15:31:44","slug":"bin-dein-hauptling-kuschelnder-bar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=808","title":{"rendered":"…bin dein H\u00e4uptling kuschelnder B\u00e4r"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"...bin<\/p>\n

Der Tag nach dem Exzess ist einzigartig. Das ist der Tag, an dem ich jedes Mal ungeahnte soziale Kompetenzen entwickele.
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Der Restalkohol h\u00e4lt mich in einem tranceartigen Zustand, der mich empf\u00e4nglich macht f\u00fcr alles \u2013 Emotionen, Toleranz, Kitsch, und sogar m\u00e4nnliche Katzen. <\/p>\n

Als l\u00e4ge die Schwere in meinem Sch\u00e4del einen mysteri\u00f6sen Schalter um, lausche ich, mit festgetackertem Dauergrinsen auf der Kauleiste und zu beiden Seiten weit ge\u00f6ffneten, im Durchzug befindlichen Ohren, den Problemen der Welt. Dabei strahle ich eine derartige Charmanz aus, dass jedes von mir vorgetragene Argument das Potential zur Schaffung ewig w\u00e4hrenden Friedens transportiert. <\/p>\n

Wenn ich dann halbnackt durch unsere Gemeinschaftswohnung Richtung Badezimmer stolziere, rechne ich fest damit, alle T\u00fcren gingen auf und die Mitbewohner l\u00e4gen mir Palmenbl\u00e4tter zu F\u00fc\u00dfen. In den Spiegel blickend, verharre ich, entz\u00fcckt von meinem liebensw\u00fcrdig debilen Gesichtsausdruck. Die Haut gestrafft, der K\u00f6rper eine Augenweide. Ein Gef\u00fchl, kaum zu beschreiben. Nur die G\u00e4nsehaut beim morgendlichen Stuhlgang kann diesem in etwa gleichkommen. <\/p>\n

Wohl oder \u00fcbel muss ich mich letztlich immer wieder fragen, ob Alkohol entweder unglaublich sch\u00f6n oder blind macht… Jedenfalls scheint Narziss ziemlich hart gefeiert zu haben, um sich, \u00fcber einer Pf\u00fctze h\u00e4ngend, in sich selbst verlieben zu k\u00f6nnen.<\/p>\n

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The day after the excess is unique. That is the day when I develop unexpected social competences. The residual alcohol keeps me in a trance-like state, which makes me susceptible for everything \u2013 emotions, tolerance, kitsch, and even male cats.<\/p>\n

As if the heaviness in my head flipped a mysterious button, I carefully listen to the problems of the world, with a fixed grin on my face and widely opened, but switched off ears. At the same time, my aura gets so vibrant that each of my brought forward arguments could easily carry eternal peace into execution.<\/p>\n

When I\u2019m walking half naked through our share house towards the bathroom, I\u2019m pretty sure that all the doors would be opened and the housemates laid palm leaves to my feet. Looking in the mirror, I remain ravished by my lovely moronic facial expression. The skin tightened, the body a feast for the eyes. A feeling, hard to describe. Only the goose bumps during the early bowel movement are tantamount to it.<\/p>\n

Eventually, though, I have to ask myself again and again whether alcohol makes you either unbelievably beautiful or blind\u2026 In any case, Narcissus must have partied really hard in order to be able to fall in love with himself while kneeling over a puddle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Der Tag nach dem Exzess ist einzigartig. Das ist der Tag, an dem ich jedes Mal ungeahnte soziale Kompetenzen entwickele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":797,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=808"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":810,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808\/revisions\/810"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}