{"id":692,"date":"2012-09-23T15:39:18","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T13:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=692"},"modified":"2012-10-01T07:05:10","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T05:05:10","slug":"in-the-mood-for-coco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"In the Mood for Coco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/22.jpg\" alt=\"In the Mood for Coco\" title=\"In the Mood for Coco\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/22.jpg 800w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/22-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/22-642x427.jpg 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Die folgende Geschichte ist leider wahr und direkt aus meinem Leben gegriffen!<br \/>\n<!--more--> <\/p>\n<p>Als jemand, der dem Sightseeing scheinbar unfreiwillig hin und wieder in die Falle tappt, finde ich mich also auf dem \u00fcbergro\u00dfen Gel\u00e4nde des Kaiserpalastes im Herzen Tokios wieder. Hei\u00df ist das hier. Ein riesiger Parkplatz, worauf niemand parken darf. Pralle Sonne auf blankem Asphalt. Die Tokioter Skyline in Sichtweite. Ein unwirklicher Ort. <\/p>\n<p>Ich stelle mir vor, was sich hinter den gro\u00dfen Mauern abspielt. Pl\u00f6tzlich stehe ich im Schlafzimmer des japanischen Kaisers. Ein hagerer alter Mann verbeugt sich leicht und bedeutet mir mit einer dezenten Handbewegung, in den riesigen Speisesaal zu gehen. Er stellt mich seiner Familie vor. Es gibt Kokosnuss in allen erdenklichen Variationen. Ich nehme mir eine ganze Frucht, die wohl als Dekoration dienen sollte und zerschelle die harte Schale an meinem Kopf. Tosender Beifall braust auf. Was f\u00fcr ein L\u00e4rm. Ich gehe auf den Balkon. Unter mir das japanische Volk, das schon sehns\u00fcchtig auf mich wartet. Mit stolzgeschwellter Brust erkl\u00e4re ich Japan zum Land der Kokosnuss.<\/p>\n<p>Als ich in der U-Bahn zu mir komme, ist mir schwarz vor Augen. Beim Aussteigen ist Tim mein Blindenhund. Dann kehrt langsam der Kreislauf zur\u00fcck.<\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>The following story is unfortunately true and directly taken from my life!<\/p>\n<p>Being someone who seems to get trapped involuntarily by sightseeing from time to time, I consequently find myself on the oversized area of the Emperor\u2019s Palace in the heart of Tokyo.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s hot here. A huge parking lot where no one is allowed to stand. Pure sun on pure asphalt. Tokyo\u2019s skyline within eyeshot. An unreal place.<\/p>\n<p>I imagine what is happening behind those big walls. Suddenly, I am standing in the sleeping room of the Japanese Emperor. A thin old man is bowing slightly and indicates me with a decent hand movement to go to the huge dining room. He introduces me to his family. They serve coconut in all imaginable variations. I take the whole fruit, which was probably considered for decoration purposes, and crack the paring with my head. Thunderous applause is coming up. What a noise. I go to the balcony. Below me, the Japanese people is waiting for me longingly. With my chest swollen with pride, I declare Japan the land of the coconut.<\/p>\n<p>As I regain consciousness in the metro, everything is black. While descending the train, Tim is my guide dog, my circulation slowly returning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die folgende Geschichte ist leider wahr und direkt aus meinem Leben gegriffen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":691,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":701,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions\/701"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}