{"id":681,"date":"2012-09-21T16:56:02","date_gmt":"2012-09-21T14:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=681"},"modified":"2012-10-01T07:05:18","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T05:05:18","slug":"coco-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=681","title":{"rendered":"Coco Doom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/21.jpg\" alt=\"Coco Doom\" title=\"Coco Doom\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/21.jpg 800w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/21-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/21-642x427.jpg 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Die folgende Geschichte ist frei erfunden und indirekt aus dem Leben Anderer gegriffen!<br \/>\n<!--more--> <\/p>\n<p>Als Sightseeing-desinteressierter Mensch mache ich mir wenige Gedanken um meine Freizeitgestaltung. Oft sind es Kleinigkeiten, die mein kleines Herz erquicken. Eine schwanzlose Katze, lustig. Japaner, die komische Ger\u00e4usche als Zeichen des Verstehens von sich geben, gro\u00dfartig. Die Tatsache, dass Insekt auf Japanisch \u201cMushi\u201d hei\u00dft und sich eine Gruppe Teenagerinnen in der U-Bahn \u00fcber f\u00fcnf Stationen von selbiger bedroht f\u00fchlt \u2013 unbezahlbar.<\/p>\n<p>Manchmal ist mir sogar nach Urlaub. Dann gehe ich die Stra\u00dfen des durchg\u00e4ngig sommerlich erscheinenden Tokios entlang und bleibe an einer kleinen Oase stehen. \u201eEine Kokosnuss zum Gleichschl\u00fcrfen, bitte. Das Schirmchen k\u00f6nnen Sie weglassen, ist ja auch so sehr sch\u00f6n hier.\u201c Die Verk\u00e4uferin schaut mich ver\u00e4ngstigt an, denn sie ist gar keine Verk\u00e4uferin. Doch das ist mir egal; ich l\u00e4chele unentwegt. Noch bevor sie die Polizei rufen kann, gehe ich intuitiv und gut gelaunt in Richtung Sonnenschein. <\/p>\n<p>Tokio ist sch\u00f6n.<\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>The following story is freely invented and indirectly adapted from the life of others! <\/p>\n<p>Being someone who is not interested in sightseeing, I don\u2019t really spend many thoughts on planning my leisure time. Often, it\u2019s the little things that please my little heart. A cat without tail, funny. Japanese people who make strange noises as a sign of understanding, fantastic. The fact that insect means \u201cMushi\u201d (which is \u201cpussy\u201d in German) and a group of teenage girls in the metro is petrified about it \u2013 priceless.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I even feel like holiday. Then, I walk the streets of Tokyo where there seems to be summer all year long. I stop at a little oasis. \u201cA coconut for immediate sipping, please. You can leave out the little umbrella, it\u2019s nice here anyway.\u201d The shop assistant looks at me scared because she is no shop assistant. But I don\u2019t care; I smile at her unswervingly. Before she is able to call the police, I walk intuitionally towards the sunshine. <\/p>\n<p>Tokyo is beautiful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die folgende Geschichte ist frei erfunden und indirekt aus dem Leben Anderer gegriffen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":680,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=681"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":760,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/681\/revisions\/760"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}