{"id":636,"date":"2012-09-16T19:30:34","date_gmt":"2012-09-16T17:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=636"},"modified":"2012-11-23T15:42:11","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T13:42:11","slug":"haiku-1-bird-of-zen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"Haiku #1 &#8211; Bird of Zen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich schaue nach drau\u00dfen.<br \/>\nEin Vogel kackt&#8230; einfach so.<br \/>\nIch muss lachen. <\/p>\n<p><em>Sch\u00fcler:<\/em> \u201eMeister, was ist die Essenz des Zen?\u201c<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Meister:<\/em> \u201eDu musst dich vollst\u00e4ndig entinnerlichen, um schlie\u00dflich wieder zum Selbst zu werden.\u201c<br \/>\n<em>Sch\u00fcler:<\/em> \u201eMit einem Einlauf?\u201c<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Meister lacht <\/em><\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>I look outside.<br \/>\nA bird is shitting\u2026 just like that.<br \/>\nI need to laugh.<\/p>\n<p><em>Student:<\/em> \u201cMaster, what is the essence of Zen?\u201d<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Master:<\/em> \u201cYou have to deinternalise entirely in order to become yourself again eventually.\u201d<br \/>\n<em>Student:<\/em> &#8222;With an enema?\u201d<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Master laughs<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich schaue nach drau\u00dfen. Ein Vogel kackt&#8230; einfach so. Ich muss lachen. Sch\u00fcler: \u201eMeister, was ist die Essenz des Zen?\u201c Zen-Meister: \u201eDu musst dich vollst\u00e4ndig entinnerlichen, um schlie\u00dflich wieder zum Selbst zu werden.\u201c Sch\u00fcler: \u201eMit einem Einlauf?\u201c Zen-Meister lacht I look outside. A bird is shitting\u2026 just like that. I need to laugh. Student: \u201cMaster, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1038,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/1038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}