{"id":605,"date":"2012-09-11T17:30:49","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T15:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=605"},"modified":"2012-10-01T07:06:05","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T05:06:05","slug":"fuji-sanrise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=605","title":{"rendered":"Fuji-san(rise)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/161.jpg\" alt=\"Fuji-san(rise)\" title=\"Fuji-san(rise)\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-609\" srcset=\"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/161.jpg 800w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/161-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/161-642x427.jpg 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mit Verlaub, Herr Fuji, Sie sind ein Arschloch.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nHat mich der eine Monat in Japan etwa schon weich gemacht? Dabei lief anfangs noch alles wie am Schn\u00fcrchen. Mit elfenhafter Leichtigkeit schwebte ich den Berg empor. Meine Laufschuhe verspr\u00fchten das Gef\u00fchl sportlicher Glanztaten jener glorreichen Tage. \u00dcberhaupt musste Fuji-san der Pr\u00e4misse herhalten, den Brockenlauf dieses Jahr zu ersetzen. Ein schweres Los.<\/p>\n<p>Auf einmal wurde es kalt. Und dann steht man da auf 3200 Metern H\u00f6he in einem vermeintlich stillen \u00d6rtchen, aus dem noch W\u00e4rme str\u00f6mt. Zur Verst\u00e4rkung der seri\u00f6sen Absichten erstmal ein Buch lesen. Bis der strenge Geruch mir zu Kopf steigt und ich raus muss. Die dem Tierreich entnommenen Ger\u00e4usche der Analtrompeter und sich Erbrechenden, lie\u00dfen mich der tr\u00fcgerischen W\u00e4rme nicht lange nachtrauern.<\/p>\n<p>Dann harre ich halt noch drei Stunden auf dem Gipfel aus. Gesicht eingefroren, Mimik weg, Kiefersperre. Und dann kam er. Der Sonnenaufgang schlechthin. Pl\u00f6tzlich laufen die Synapsen Amok, W\u00e4rme kehrt in den tauben K\u00f6rper zur\u00fcck. Gerade will sich mein Gesicht zu einem L\u00e4cheln hinrei\u00dfen, als mein Kiefer mir unter Schmerzen die Grenzen vertikaler Ausdehnung aufzeigt.<\/p>\n<p>Unten angekommen lasse ich Katharsis in mir walten. Ja, das muss irgendwas bedeuten&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>By your leave, Mr Fuji, you are an asshole.<\/p>\n<p>One month since I came to Japan. Am I already that weak? Actually, things went very smooth in the beginning. With elf-like ease I floated up the mountain. My running shoes reminded me of my glorious, highlight-peppered sports days. Fuji-san even had to serve as a replacement for this year\u2019s \u201cBrockenlauf\u201d. Mixed feelings.<\/p>\n<p>All of a sudden, it got cold. And then you\u2019re standing at 3,200 metres and the only warm place around is&#8230; the loo. Enhancing my serious intentions, I start reading a book. Until the smell reaches my brain and I feel like I need to go out. Noises taken from the animal world of those anal trumpeters and those puking, let me soon forget the benefits of the warm location.<\/p>\n<p>So, what\u2019s the point of holding out three hours on the peak? Face frozen, so is the facial expression, jaw blockage. And then it happened. THE sunrise. Suddenly, the synapses freak out, warmth returns to the numb body. As my face just tries to force itself into a smile, my jaw shows me in pain the limitations of vertical expansion.<\/p>\n<p>Back down, I let catharsis roll over me. Yes, this gotta mean something&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mit Verlaub, Herr Fuji, Sie sind ein Arschloch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":766,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions\/766"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}