{"id":1660,"date":"2013-12-25T17:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T15:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2013-12-25T17:21:00","modified_gmt":"2013-12-25T15:21:00","slug":"bad-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1660","title":{"rendered":"Bad Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Der einsame Weihnachtsmann irrt schwitzend durch die dunkle Nacht. Der P\u00f6bel schreit heilige Lieder in die Schw\u00e4rze und torkelt dem neuen Jahr entgegen. Luftballons h\u00e4ngen verlassen an H\u00e4userecken, verdampfte Euphorie. M\u00e4nner und Frauen bei\u00dfen \u00fcberzeugt und selbstsicher in \u00fcbergro\u00dfe W\u00fcrste, Ketchup quillt aus den Br\u00f6tchen und flie\u00dft auf den Boden wie schwarzes Blut. Ein Hund wird in einer Tasche aus Krokodilleder durch die Stra\u00dfen getragen und kennt nichts, dass er anbellen k\u00f6nnte. Die Rentiere von Santa wurden von der Meute gefressen. Im Nebel des Punsches dachten sie, es w\u00e4ren Schweine. Nichts ist mehr zu sehen au\u00dfer Pferden aus Styropor und lachenden Kindern, die auf einsamen Schienen durch die wenigen Lichter fahren und im Nichts des Lebens verschwinden. K\u00fcnstliche Eisb\u00e4ren k\u00f6nnen nicht laufen und trotzdem kann man sie vor einen Schlitten spannen und warten, bis sie sich bewegen. Ein Weihnachtsmann kann nicht fliegen und der Nordpol ist fern. Genau wie Japan.<\/p>\n

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The lonesome Santa Claus strays sweating through the night. The mob screams holy songs into the blackness and lurches towards the new year. Balloons hang abandoned at house corners, vaporised euphoria. Men and women bite convinced and self-confidently into supersized sausages, ketchup gushes out of the bun and flows onto the ground like black blood. A dog is carried through the streets in a bag made of crocodile leather and doesn\u2019t know anything to bark at. Santa\u2019s reindeers were eaten by the crowd. In the mist of the punch they thought they were pigs. There\u2019s nothing left to see except polystyrene horses and laughing kids driving on lonely tracks through the few lights and vanishing in the nothingness of life. Artificial polar bears cannot walk and yet you can sled them and wait until they move. A Santa Claus cannot fly and the North Pole is far. So is Japan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Der einsame Weihnachtsmann irrt schwitzend durch die dunkle Nacht. Der P\u00f6bel schreit heilige Lieder in die Schw\u00e4rze und torkelt dem neuen Jahr entgegen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1659,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1661,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions\/1661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}