{"id":1492,"date":"2013-06-16T18:39:23","date_gmt":"2013-06-16T16:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2013-06-16T18:45:58","modified_gmt":"2013-06-16T16:45:58","slug":"intriguing-ignition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1492","title":{"rendered":"KR – Intriguing Ignition"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Intriguing<\/p>\n

Eine halbe Stunde sp\u00e4ter kommt der Wagen endlich in einer Seitengasse zum Stehen. Die fortgeschrittene Arthritis in seinen Gelenken, macht Kommissar Riemenschneider reichlich zu schaffen. Erleichtert f\u00e4llt er vom Anh\u00e4nger. Als er sich in der schmalen Stra\u00dfe umblickt, erkennt er ein Schild mit der Aufschrift \u201eRobot Restaurant\u201c. Pl\u00f6tzlich sucht den Kommissar eine Erinnerung aus seiner Zeit als Chorknabe heim. In gro\u00dfen Lettern prangte damals die Losung im Musikzimmer des St.-Detlef-Kollegs: \u201eINCESTUS HUMANUM EST\u201c. Nie hatte er sich um die Bedeutung der Worte auch nur einen Deut geschert, dennoch glaubte er ihr hier, an diesem unwirklichen, fast m\u00e4rchenhaften Ort, sp\u00fcrbar nahe zu sein.<\/p>\n

An einem Automaten, wo sonst, kauft er sich sein Ticket. Er dr\u00fcckt auf Studentenrabatt, woraufhin der Kassierer ihn fragend mustert. Selbstbewusst kramt er seinen vor Ewigkeiten abgelaufenen Studentenausweis aus der Hosentasche. Der Japaner bedankt sich ohne weitere Nachfragen. In einem Warteraum, der kitschtechnisch selbst Las Vegas vor Neid erblassen lassen w\u00fcrde, nimmt er Platz und sieht sich um. Nach kurzer Zeit muss er die Augen schlie\u00dfen, als sich erste Anzeichen der Epilepsie bei ihm bemerkbar machen. Dann ert\u00f6nt eine Durchsage und bittet die G\u00e4ste, nach unten in den Veranstaltungsraum zu gehen. Sein eigentlicher Auftrag, das Aufsp\u00fcren des H\u00f6schenfotografen, verlor sich mit Beginn der Show auf seinen ohnehin schon \u00fcberstrapazierten Synapsenbahnen im Nirwana seiner Nerveng\u00e4nge, zugunsten unerreichbar geglaubter Ganglien, die das nun Folgende in stimulierender excitatio nicht nur f\u00fcr immer in sein Ged\u00e4chtnis einbrennen sollten, sondern auch seinen K\u00f6rper hormonell in feurige Erregung versetzten. Dem Kommissar schoss alles Blut vom Kopf in die Hose.<\/p>\n

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Half an hour later, the car finally stops in a side street. The advanced arthritis in his ankles is really getting to Commissioner Riemenschneider. Relieved, he falls from the trailer. As he glances around the narrow street, he realises a sign saying \u201cRobot Restaurant\u201d. Suddenly, the Commissioner is haunted by a memory of his time as a choirboy. In big letters, the slogan \u201cINCESTUS HUMANUM EST\u201c shone forth in the music room of the St Detlef course of lectures. He had never even cared a straw about the meaning of the words, yet he believed to be perceptibly close to it, here at this unreal, nearly fabulous place.<\/p>\n

At a vending machine, where else, he buys his ticket. He pushes on student discount, whereupon the cashier is looking at him questioningly. Self-confidently, he rummages around in his pocket for his student ID, which has expired ages ago. The Japanese thanks him without any further ado. In a waiting room that would even go Las Vegas green in envy kitsch-wise, he takes a seat and looks around. After a short time, he needs to close his eyes when the first signs of epilepsies become noticeable. Then, an announcement sounds up and asks the guests to proceed to the venue. His actual mission, tracking down the panties\u2019 photographer, got lost on his already overstrained synapse channels in the nirvana of his neural gangways with the beginning of the show, to the favour of thought-unreachable ganglia, which should not only burn the following events into his memory in stimulating excitatio, but also hormonally set his body on fire. All the blood was rocketing down from his head into his pants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eine halbe Stunde sp\u00e4ter kommt der Wagen endlich in einer Seitengasse zum Stehen. Die fortgeschrittene Arthritis in seinen Gelenken, macht Kommissar Riemenschneider reichlich zu schaffen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1491,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1494,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions\/1494"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}