{"id":1465,"date":"2013-06-02T17:54:04","date_gmt":"2013-06-02T15:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2013-06-02T18:10:58","modified_gmt":"2013-06-02T16:10:58","slug":"kr-dirty-dornroschen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1465","title":{"rendered":"KR – Dirty Dornr\u00f6schen"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"KR<\/p>\n

\u201eAua, verdammte Schei\u00dfe!\u201c Ein stumpfes Hallen dr\u00f6hnt durch den Hotelkorridor. Der Kommissar hat sich derma\u00dfen die Runzel am T\u00fcrrahmen angehauen, dass ihm kurz die Orientierung entgleitet. Blind tastet er sich durch den Gang und f\u00e4llt zur n\u00e4chstbesten T\u00fcr hinein. Als er wieder zu sich kommt, liegt er in einem fremden Bett. Noch immer benommen von der Wucht des Kopfsto\u00dfes, dreht er sich zur Seite und erkennt ein junges M\u00e4dchen, das seelenruhig neben ihm schl\u00e4ft. Er schaltet den Fernseher ein und beginnt an dem M\u00e4dchen zu fummeln. Sie reagiert nicht, was den Kommissar zu weiteren Grapschattacken anspornt. Er hatte schon immer ein H\u00e4ndchen f\u00fcr sowas. Pl\u00f6tzlich f\u00e4hrt der Kommissar erschrocken hoch. Im Fernsehen entsteigt ein erwachsener Mann dem Unterleib einer Frau. \u201eAbsoluter Wahnsinn!\u201c, denkt sich der Kommissar, schaltet die R\u00f6hre angewidert ab und widmet seine Fingerfertigkeit wieder dem schlafenden M\u00e4dchen. Kurz darauf st\u00fcrmen zwei bewaffnete Polizisten das Zimmer und richten ihre Waffen auf den Kommissar. Das M\u00e4dchen schl\u00e4ft weiter seelenruhig. <\/p>\n

Auf dem Revier erkl\u00e4ren die besch\u00e4mten Kollegen, dass sich der Kommissar versehentlich in ein besonderes Stundenhotel eingemietet hat. In Tokio g\u00e4be es n\u00e4mlich einen Ort, an dem junge M\u00e4dchen mit Schlaftabletten zugedr\u00f6hnt werden, um neben zahlenden Kunden zu schlafen. Die Kunden w\u00e4ren meist \u00e4ltere M\u00e4nner, die viel Geld, aber daf\u00fcr auch viele Komplexe h\u00e4tten. Nat\u00fcrlich alles ganz seri\u00f6s und diskret, nur Anfassen w\u00e4re strengstens verboten. Dieser Ratschlag konnte dem Kommissar in seiner \u00fcbersprudelnden Libido allerdings gestohlen bleiben. Er verbeugte sich krampfhaft und verlie\u00df das Revier postwendend. Ein schlechter Tag.<\/p>\n

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\u201cOuch, fuckin\u2019 hell!\u201d A blunt echo is clanging through the hotel corridor. The Commissioner hit his bonce at the doorframe in such a way that his orientation is slipping away for short. Blindly, he is feeling around the hallway and falls into the next best door. As he regains consciousness, he is lying in stranger\u2019s bed. Still dazed by the impact of the headbutt, he turns on his side and realises a young girl sleeping next to him placidly. He turns on the TV and starts to fondle the girl. She doesn\u2019t react, which in turn incites him to further groping attacks. He has always had the right touch for that. Suddenly, the Commissioner startles. On TV, an adult man is rising from the abdomen of a woman. \u201cAbsolutely nuts!\u201d, the Commissioner thinks, turns off the telly in disgust and dedicates his fingering skills to the sleeping girl again. Shortly after, two gunned policemen rush into the room and point their guns towards the Commissioner. The girl continues her placid sleep.<\/p>\n

At the police station, his embarrassed colleagues explain to him that he has accidentally taken lodgings with a special transient hotel. In Tokyo, there was a place where young girls are given sleeping pills to sleep next to paying customers. The clients were mainly old men who have a lot of money, but also many complexes. Everything\u2019s serious and discrete, of course, only touching was strictly prohibited. The Commissioner couldn\u2019t care less about this advice in his effervescing libido. He bowed tensely and left the station right away. A bad day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201eAua, verdammte Schei\u00dfe!\u201c Ein stumpfes Hallen dr\u00f6hnt durch den Hotelkorridor. Der Kommissar hat sich derma\u00dfen die Runzel am T\u00fcrrahmen angehauen, dass ihm kurz die Orientierung entgleitet. Blind tastet er sich durch den Gang und f\u00e4llt zur n\u00e4chstbesten T\u00fcr hinein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1464,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1467,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions\/1467"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}