{"id":1421,"date":"2013-05-07T20:19:52","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T18:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1421"},"modified":"2013-05-07T20:28:42","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T18:28:42","slug":"kr-alpha-dogs-sushi-woks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1421","title":{"rendered":"KR &#8211; Alpha Dogs &#038; Sushi Woks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/106.jpg\" alt=\"KR - Alpha Dogs &amp; Sushi Woks\" title=\"KR - Alpha Dogs &amp; Sushi Woks\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/106.jpg 800w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/106-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/106-642x427.jpg 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Die H\u00f6schenschmutzfinken sind jetzt also in Japan. Dieser Bande w\u00fcrde Kommissar Riemenschneider endg\u00fcltig den Garaus machen, koste es, was es wolle. <!--more--> Doch wo sollte er anfangen? Noch immer war er neu in der Stadt, kannte eigentlich niemanden. Seine japanischen Kollegen mieden ihn. Klar, mit Alphatieren wie ihm kann in diesem Land keiner etwas anfangen. Beim gemeinsamen Willkommenssushi hatte er an seinem ersten Arbeitstag direkt f\u00fcr klare Verh\u00e4ltnisse gesorgt. Rohen Fisch wollte man ihm vorsetzen. Wutentbrannt rannte Kommissar Riemenschneider in die K\u00fcche und schmiss dem Sternekoch die wabbligen Fischst\u00fccke in den Wok, oder wie das hier hei\u00dft. Die Kollegen sprechen seitdem nicht mehr mit ihm und senken den Blick, wenn er das B\u00fcro betritt. Aber er war schon immer ein Einzelg\u00e4nger, daher konnten die anderen ihn mal. <\/p>\n<p>Und \u00fcberhaupt ist die Polizeiarbeit in Japan total verweichlicht. Einmal hatte er an einem Notfalleinsatz teilgenommen und musste als Neuling auf der R\u00fcckbank Platz nehmen. Allein das war schon ein Frevel. Was dann passierte, will der Kommissar noch immer nicht wahr haben. Der Wagen man\u00f6vrierte im Schneckentempo durch die Tokioter Innenstadt. Kurz vor einer roten Ampel fing der Beifahrer pl\u00f6tzlich an, weinerliche Durchsagen zu machen und sich bei den anderen Fahrteilnehmern f\u00fcr das \u201eDr\u00e4ngeln\u201c zu entschuldigen. Kommissar Riemenschneider sch\u00e4umte auf dem R\u00fccksitz vor Wut und nur das Gitter zwischen ihm und den Frontsitzen konnte ein Massaker verhindern. All das hat nat\u00fcrlich nicht gerade positiv zur V\u00f6lkerverst\u00e4ndigung beigetragen und Kommissar Riemenschneider hat das Revier seit diesem Tage nicht mehr aufgesucht. Obwohl er nicht einmal wei\u00df, ob er noch in Japan geduldet ist, hat er nur seine Mission im Blick. Ja, ein Kommissar mit seiner Erfahrung und dem Riecher f\u00fcr das wirklich Kriminelle, l\u00e4sst sich durch solche Lappalien nat\u00fcrlich nicht aus der Ruhe bringen. Zudem ist es ihm auch v\u00f6llig egal.<\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>So the panty-mudlarks are in Japan now. Commissioner Riemenschneider would do this criminal gang in, no matter what the cost. But where should he start? He was still new in the city and actually knew no one. His Japanese colleagues avoided him. Understandably, because in this country nobody is able to deal with alpha dogs like him. At the mutual welcoming sushi, he was taking a firm stand directly on his first working day. They wanted to serve him raw fish. Furiously, he ran into the kitchen and threw the flabby fish pieces in the star chef\u2019s wok, or however they call it here. Since that day, the colleagues don\u2019t talk to him anymore and look down when enters the office. But he has been a maverick all his life, so the others can fuck off.<\/p>\n<p>And if anything, the police procedures in Japan are totally effete. Once he took part in an emergency mission and, as a newcomer, had to sit on the back seat. This alone being an iniquity, the Commissioner still cannot believe what happened after that. The car was manoeuvring through Tokyo\u2019s city centre at snail\u2019s pace. Close to a red traffic light, the co-driver began making whiny announcements and apologising to the other drivers for the pushing. Commissioner Riemenschneider was seething with rage on the back seat and only the iron bars between him and the front seats could prevent a massacre. All these things haven\u2019t contributed to the international understanding and Commissioner Riemenschneider hasn\u2019t been to the office since that memorable day. Although he doesn\u2019t even know if he is still acquiesced to stay in Japan, he is just focussing on his mission. Yes, such trifles don\u2019t stump a Commissioner with his experience and the sense for the true crime. In addition to that, he doesn\u2019t care at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die H\u00f6schenschmutzfinken sind jetzt also in Japan. 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