{"id":1147,"date":"2012-12-30T16:59:34","date_gmt":"2012-12-30T14:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2012-12-30T17:16:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-30T15:16:08","slug":"haiku-4-onzen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1147","title":{"rendered":"Haiku #4 &#8211; OnZen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/66.jpg\" alt=\"OnZen\" title=\"OnZen\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/66.jpg 800w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/66-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/66-642x427.jpg 642w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hei\u00dfer Dampf auf kalter Haut,<br \/>\nsehe ich die B\u00e4ume,<br \/>\nauf den Winter warten.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>Sch\u00fcler:<\/em> \u201eMeister, dort ist eine hei\u00dfe Quelle. Haben wir kurz Zeit, ein entspannendes Bad zu nehmen?&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Meister:<\/em> \u201eNur zu!&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>(Im Onsen) Sch\u00fcler:<\/em> \u201eMeister, warum kommt Ihr nicht ins Wasser?&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Meister:<\/em> \u201eEntspannung hat nichts mit hei\u00dfem Wasser zu tun.&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Meister schwebt mit erigiertem Phallus zum Damen-Onsen.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr style=\"height: 1px; color: #aaa;\" \/>\n<p>Hot steam on cold skin,<br \/>\nI see the trees,<br \/>\nWaiting for the winter.<\/p>\n<p><em>Student:<\/em> &#8222;Master, over there is a hot spring. Do we have time to take a relaxing bath?&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Master:<\/em> &#8222;Go ahead!&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>(Inside the onsen) Student:<\/em> &#8222;Master, why don\u2019t you come into the water?&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Master:<\/em> &#8222;Recreation has nothing to do with hot water.&#8220;<br \/>\n<em>Zen-Master floats to the lady\u2019s onsen with his phallus erect.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hei\u00dfer Dampf auf kalter Haut, sehe ich die B\u00e4ume, auf den Winter warten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1146,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1155,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/1155"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}