{"id":1021,"date":"2012-11-20T19:08:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T17:08:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1021"},"modified":"2012-11-20T19:27:46","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T17:27:46","slug":"sht-room-107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/?p=1021","title":{"rendered":"SHT – Room 107"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SHT<\/p>\n

\u201eOh seht, oh seht! Ich komme viel zu sp\u00e4t. Gr\u00fc\u00df Gott, bis bald, auf Wiederseh\u2019n! Muss geh\u2019n, muss geh\u2019n, muss geh\u2019n\u2026\u201c
\n<\/p>\n

Wie im Wunderland muss er sich hier vorkommen. Warum sitzen diese Deutschen auch andauernd in der K\u00fcche rum? Und dann zu solch unregelm\u00e4\u00dfigen Zeiten? Nicht mal die Zahnb\u00fcrste kann er sich ungest\u00f6rt \u00fcber der Sp\u00fcle bis zum Anschlag in den Rachen schieben. Brechger\u00e4usche imitieren funktioniert dennoch einwandfrei. Hauptsache, dem Deutschen am K\u00fcchentisch nebenan f\u00e4llt fast das Fr\u00fchst\u00fcck aus dem Gesicht.<\/p>\n

Nun ja, er hat es auch nicht leicht. Keinen Job, doch jeden Tag willk\u00fcrlich im Anzug aus dem Zimmer st\u00fcrzen, sodass es jeder h\u00f6ren kann. Und immer gestresst wirken. Dann wieder stundenlang im Zimmer einschlie\u00dfen, den schlabberigen Ganzk\u00f6rperjogginganzug \u00fcbergestreift, leger zum Herd schreiten, um hei\u00dfes Wasser auf trockene Nudeln zu gie\u00dfen.<\/p>\n

Zur\u00fcck aufs Zimmer, zur\u00fcck in den Anzug. Schnell noch die Haare gerade geduscht und warten. Warten auf die Meerjungfrau. Ja, die Perle der Tiefsee, vermutlich mit dem letzten Tsunami direkt in unsere Flachwasserbaracke gesp\u00fclt worden, und seitdem auf die n\u00e4chste Flut wartend, die sie verzweifelt in der Badewanne herbeizuf\u00fchren versucht. Doch er sympathisiert mit dem Fischmenschen, verteidigt in den sp\u00e4ten Abendstunden das Aufenthaltsrecht in K\u00fcche und Bad, und erz\u00e4hlt ihr ein ums andere Mal von seinen Gesch\u00e4ften an Land.<\/p>\n

Pl\u00f6tzlich springt sie auf und muss baden. So geht er wieder allein auf sein Zimmer, schl\u00fcpft in etwas Bequemeres und tr\u00e4umt feucht.<\/p>\n

\n

\u201cI\u2019m late, I\u2019m late, for a very important date. No time to say hello. Goodbye! I\u2019m late, I\u2019m late, I\u2019m late…\u201d<\/p>\n

For him, it must feel like wonderland here. Why do these Germans have to sit in the kitchen all day? And why to such irregular times? He can\u2019t even push his toothbrush as far as it goes without being bothered. Imitating throw-up sounds is no problem at all, though. Provoking the German at the opposite kitchen table to nearly drop his breakfast, seems to be his principle.<\/p>\n

Well, he doesn\u2019t have an easy life. No job, however every day, he arbitrarily rushes out of his room wearing suit and wanting everyone too see and hear him. Always busy. Then he locks himself inside his room for hours, putting on the whole-body tracksuit, walking casually towards the stove in order to pour hot water on dry noodles.<\/p>\n

Back to the room, back into the suit. Having quickly showered his hair straight, he waits. Waits for his mermaid. Yes, the pearl of the deep sea, probably been washed up directly into our share house, waiting for the next flood, which she desperately tries to bring about in our bathtub. Yet he is sympathetic to the human fish, defends the right to stay inside the kitchen and bathroom throughout the night, and tells her about his business life ashore all over again.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, she jumps off the chair and has to bath. Consequently, he goes to his room alone, slips into something more comfortable and dreams wetly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201eOh seht, oh seht! Ich komme viel zu sp\u00e4t. Gr\u00fc\u00df Gott, bis bald, auf Wiederseh\u2019n! Muss geh\u2019n, muss geh\u2019n, muss geh\u2019n\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1021"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1027,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1021\/revisions\/1027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/supersushiwarriors.visitors-j.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}